POOPED ON: Clive Barker’s Jericho

From the Vault — originally published October 24, 2007. Some links, videos or prices may be out of date.

Clive Barker’s Jericho

The good folks at 1UP has released an entertaining review of Clive Barker’s Jericho where he totally poops on the game with the following:

I’m also perplexed by the absurdly long (and frequent) load times, given that the game looks like complete garbage. Every level feels like it was made with an FPS construction set: boring, ugly, bland, ugly, dark, and ugly. (Did I mention ugly?) And yet, you work through the stages in ridiculously short chunks, as though the system can’t handle the massive amounts of blandness. It’s mysterious. … But the thread holding Jericho above that pit of legendary awfulness is thin and fraying. Mr. Barker, you’re better than this.

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