[Chauncy Talon]

Just read this and why didn’t I get this.

Alien Hominid – Attacks with a plasma gun lance. Automatically unlocked for people who downloaded the full version of Alien Hominid HD.

WHAT IN THE FUCK GOING ON HERE.

I do not want Trophies, Money or not even a title saying I am number "1". You can have your cheap trophies, paper titles, and dingy headbands. I am a "STORY" to my peers, a "LEGEND" for your kids to hear, and a "FOLKLORE" to keep you from dieing with fear - [b]Calvin D. Kates aka Chauncy "TRU" Talon. [/b]